BURPDAY PODER!!

Dear Papa Oslec,

Ang sweet ko naman may letter ako sa’yo  para sa bertdey mo, miss na miss na miss na kita to the 10000000th power.

Pasensya na ito lang ang nagawa ko, dapat kasi mag bake ako ng cake na ipapadala ko sayo kaso naalala ko wala nga pala tayong oven… toinks… hahahaha. Pero ok na rin siguro ‘to kasi yung cake pagkatapos mo maubos, magiging pataba na yun at least yung letter ko habang buhay mo maaalala… naks ako na!

hahahaha.... NAALALA MO BA at NAKAKAMISS portion:
-Naaalala ko palagi pag bertdey mo na sabay sabay tayong kumakain. kumakain sa labas! Patuloy kong nilalasap ang sarap ng mga pagkakatong kasama ka. Sabay tayong kakanta, ikaw mag gigitara at ako kakanta. Nakaka miss narin ang pag katok mo sa umaga pati pag pilit sa aking sumabay sayo mag jogging. Naalala mo ba noong time na sabay sabay tayong mag sisimba at pagkatapos ay kainan na naman. kainan.kainan.kainan.
-nakakamiss pala ng mga pagkakataong yun. nakakamiss na andyan ka at andito naman kami. milya-milyang distansya pero pinagbuklod parin ng pagmamahal. Ang galing ng teknolohiya, salamat sa kanya at nakaka bati ako ngayon.
-nakakamiss yung mga times na magkakasama tayo... nagtatawanan... nagkwekwentuhan at minsan nga'y iyakan pa.
-sana man lang marinig ko ngayon ang boses mo.. namimiss ko din yun eh..
-pati rin sana yung mga advice mo na palagi kong tine-treasure...
basta palagi mong tandaan...
 wag ma stress...
(sabi sa seminar kanina, stress can activate cancer cells.... kaya smile lang... birthday mo ngayon)
at live life to the fullest...

naks, to my cool, astig, and bestest daddy of the whole wide world and the universe above...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY to you!!!

SURPRISE!!!!

WEDNESDAY IS A WHITE SHIRT DAY

This coming September 21 will be the commemoration of the MARTIAL LAW with it is the fight against budget cut.....

Martial Law commemoration and campaign against budget cuts in education and other basic social services spearheaded by university-based student organizations, sororities and fraternities , college student councils and college and high school-based student publications, led by The Pillar, official student publication of UEP, and the College Editors Guild of the Philippines (CEGP) Samar.

WEDNESDAY is WHITE SHIRT DAY! We invite a...ll students to wear white shirts in support to our campaign for our basic right to education! We are also enjoined to tie red or black ribbon on our arms as we show our solidarity in fighting for a nationalist and mass-oriented education!


Program of Activities:
Wednesday, 21 September 2011
Morning -- Room-to-Room Campaign for our Right to Education
Afternoon
1:00 PM Educational Discussion on the State of Education in the Philippines
3:00 PM March around the UEP Community
4:00 PM Program at the Carabao Rotonda
Solidarity Messages from Student Leaders
Candle Lighting along the walkway in front of the UEP Hostel

A LETTER FROM SATAN... (share this for others to realize)


I saw you yesterday as you began your daily chores.
You awoke without kneeling to pray. As a matter of fact, you didn't even bless your meals, or pray before going to bed last night.
You are so unthankful, I like that about you.
I cannot tell you how glad I am that you have not changed your way of living, Fool, you are mine.
Remember, you and I have been going steady for years, and I still don't love you yet.
As a matter of fact, I hate you, because I hate God.
He kicked me out of heaven, and I'm going to use you as long as possible to pay him back.
You see, Fool, GOD LOVES YOU and HE has great plans in store for you.
But you have yielded your life to me, and I'm going to make your life a living hell.
That way, we'll be together twice. This will really hurt God.
Thanks to you, I'm really showing Him who's boss in your life with all of the good times we've had.
We have been...
watching dirty movies, cursing people out, loving worldly things, having bad influences, stealing, lying, being hypocritical, fornicating, overeating, telling dirty jokes, gossiping, being judgmental, back stabbing people, disrespecting adults, and those in leadership positions, no respect for the Church, bad attitudes.
SURELY you don't want to give all this up.
Come on, Fool, let's burn together forever. I've got some hot plans for us. This is just a letter of appreciation from me to you.
I'd like to say 'THANKS' for letting me use you for most of your foolish life.
You are so gullible, I laugh at you. When you are tempted to sin, you give in.
HA HA HA, you make me sick.
Sin is beginning to take its toll on your life. You look 20 years older, and now, I need new blood.
So go ahead and teach some children how to sin.
All you have to do is smoke, get drunk or drink while under-aged, cheat, gamble, gossip, fornicate, and live being as selfish as possible.
Do all of this in the presence of children and they will do it too. Kids are like that.
Well, Fool, I have to let you go for now. I'll be back in a couple of seconds to tempt you again. If you were smart, you would run somewhere, confess your sins, and live for God with what little bit of life that you have left.
It's not my nature to warn anyone, but to be your age and still sinning, it's becoming a bit ridiculous. Don't get me wrong, I still hate you.
IT'S JUST THAT YOU'D MAKE A BETTER FOOL FOR CHRIST.
P.S. If you love me, you won't share this

Kinda pissed-off...

I can't concentrate..
ahhhhhhhh...
nakaka-inis talaga...
wala ba siyang pakiramdam?
manhid ka ba?
kauuyam mo..
kauuyam talaga...
nalalangot ak...
sa kadamu-damu san problema,
ginpapara dugngan mo pa...
kauuyam tapos masugad ka nga wara ka ginhihimo nga maraot...
f***...
i can't believe i'm saying this all out..
ka bulok mo...
kabungog....
kauuyam.....
WYF....
diak maka-isip sin tuhay......
udi nga...

From MS. kAYe Serito


gf: babe, laro tayo. maglalagay ako ng papel sa puno, pero may nakasulat sa papel.
bf: sige, paano gagawin natin?
gf: yayakapin kita, pag nakawala ka sa loob ng 5mins. makikita mo yung nakasulat at ung reward mo
bf: sige game! wala pang 2 mins. nakawala si bf at nakuha niya ang papel. at pabulong niyang binasa..
bf: break na tayo! bakit ganito ang nakasulat?
gf: simple lang, MAS PINILI MONG MAKUHA ANG REWRDS MO kaysa MAKASAMA MO AKO HABANG KAYAKAP KITA! 


I AM YOUR FRIEND


I am your eyes;
 I will show you how evil you are.
I am your ears;
I will listen to all of your lies.
I am your tongue;
I will tell you perfect alibis.
I am your feet;
I will guide you to darkness.
I am your hands;
I will stain your life with sin.
I am your brain;
I will take control of you.
I am your heart;
I will make you feel nothing but pain.

TRUST me….
I am your friend,
And this is how it ends.